fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

(via ithurtswhen-ip)


prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via yelled)


verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via softgranger)


high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.


faithanddagger:

I don’t care who you are. If your girlfriend falls asleep in your lap, and even after 30 minutes when both of your legs go numb, don’t move. You fucking stay there and appreciate the cute little thing in your lap. If you move you’re weak and natural selection is coming for you.

(via tacossexmoney)


zevlag:

thatnellykid:

[source: part 1, part 2]

In Australia, call 13 11 14

In New Zealand, call 0800 543 354

In the US, call 1 800 273 8255

In the UK, call 0800 068 41 41

Wow…

(via softgranger)


kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

(via softgranger)


sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

(via softgranger)


najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

(via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)


Maybe a relationship is just two idiots who don’t know a damn thing except the fact that they’re willing to figure it out together.

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

(via tacossexmoney)


People who are depressed have a more accurate perception of time.
(via psych-facts)

floatingdownrivers:

Guess whose back

Back again

PLUTOS BACK

TELL A FRIEND

(via youdtearthiscanvasskinapart)


oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(via yelled)